Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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