Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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