On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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