Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just pee around me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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