How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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