Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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