They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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