I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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