They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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