It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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