i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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