I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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