So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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