I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
time to smoke my breakfast
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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