I skipped work to stalk him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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