yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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