it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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