Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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