I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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