she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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