I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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