So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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