I'm jealous of your bromance
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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