How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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