On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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