i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
