well most of my day revolves around power hour
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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