I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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