Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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