I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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