Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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