It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
