im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just high enough for therapy.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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