chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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