ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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