What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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