I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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