There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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