There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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