I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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