I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
soo... how was my night?
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