Me too!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Farmville is her only friend.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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