After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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