I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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