I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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