Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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