I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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