She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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