chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
