No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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