There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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