...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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