Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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