Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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