the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
sick fucks of a feather flock together
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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