I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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