Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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