so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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