I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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