wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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